Well Thank God the Chaos Will be Over Soon

So Mitch seldom true to his word, (and in defiance of a state law,) has decreed that St. Josephs County shouldn't be allowed to move to central daylight savings time. And he is demanding that the DOT rule immediately. But he has a reason:

"so that our state can enter the New Year with certain that our decades of chaos are behind us."

Yeah, because adding more counties to the split will really help things. And it isn't like people won't be confused about with counties are on central and witch counties are on eastern, no it all be smooth sailing from here. Those million or so computers that will need to be set to the correct time zone, well computers are so smart these days they'll just set themselves, right? No I'm sure that time zone induced chaos is a thing of the past because good old Mitch said so.