Rush's Greatest Hits

I know I've been kind of lax posting lately, and well with it being the holidays I'm not sure how better I'm going to be about it. So to make up for it I thought I would post some of Rush's greatest (and possibly drug fueled) lowlights.

"Why should Blacks be heard? They're 12% of the population.
Who the hell cares."

"And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs,
using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good
because we know what happens to people in societies and
neighborhoods which become consumed by them. And so if
people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought
to be accused and they ought to be convicted and
they ought to be sent up."

"When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia
(former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on
drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike
figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks."

"Well ditto heads? I bet you still love this drug
addicted, law-breaking drug freek. Ever hear of 'just
say no' or how by buying drugs you are supporting
Osama?"

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive
women easier access to the mainstream of society."

"One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the
homeless Olympics...The 10-meter shopping cart relay,
the dumpster dig, and the hop, skip, and trip."

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted
criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"

"If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people--
I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely
no knowledge whatsoever to do--let the stupid and
unskilled Mexicans do that work."

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get
a liquor store and practice robberies"

"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

"If the owl can't adapt to the superiority of humans, screw it"

"The Sierra Club wants to limit the number of kids you can have to two. They are into power and controlling peoples lives."

"Sexual harassment at this work station will not be reported. However...It will be graded!!!"

"The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you
do after you cut it down."

"We have more trees in this country today than when
the Declaration of Independence was written. The wackos
will tell you that's impossible."

"There are more acres of forestland in America today
than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492"