Thursday, October 27, 2005

A Public Service

As a public service I will now translate the linked article in the Star from Mitch to Hoosier:

If there isn't any economic development in the next 3 years it your fault fattie, not mine!

I guess we should at least be happy he blamed somebody other then Governor Kernan for once.

And now time for a public service bonus, a sartorial guide for Mitch:

When you're touring a soybean field to discuss bio-diesel it's ok to wear plaid and a ball cap. When you're meeting with an executive who is trying to decide whether or not to close a huge factory, a suit wouldn't be a bad idea. Dress for success Mitch, dress for success.

And another thing, ditch the cowardly lion and go as Gump, while cowardly (handling of DST) maybe be a close second, Gump (well just about every stupid thing he's done so far, including dressing like Forrest when meeting with Delphi executives) just seems more your style. Maybe it's time to go back to playing Ping Pong.

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